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patrickcm1512
Hope you return - very intriguing avatar!
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briansmith665 Prije 12 godina/e
hello from brooklyn
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Xenos1972 Prije 12 godina/e
Hello again I was out of town for business and just read your message i can be reached at jasonpapas1972@gmail.com.
Glad you liked the joke :)
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bigdog4943 Prije 12 godina/e
My girlfriend left a note on the fridge....
"It's not working, I can't take it anymore...Gone to stay with my Mother!!!"
I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold.........
What the hell was she talking about ???
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Xenos1972 Prije 12 godina/e
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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Xenos1972 Prije 12 godina/e
Hello Anna this is a Test!
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Xenos1972 Prije 12 godina/e
Murphy's Law in Sex
1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2.Nothing improves with age.
3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4.Sex has no calories.
5.Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6.There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7.Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8.No sex with anyone in the same office.
9.Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10.A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11.If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12.Virginity can be cured.
13.When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14.Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15.The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
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ger82 Prije 12 godina/e
Hello & welcome xxxxxxx
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twoobig Prije 12 godina/e
awsome avatar!
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chazbones Prije 12 godina/e
Hello to you
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popierdolka Prije 12 godina/e
Welcome to xHamster Anna. Have a lot FUN! ;)
Kisses from Poland :***
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