Its time to learn what its like to be a woman

Oh my fucking god. What is this that I just found under your bed? Like you've gotta be

******** me. Like where did this come from? It's like, it's pink. You know, it was one

thing when I was looking at the computer and there was like fucking naked tranny videos

and you were watching porno videos of me. I mean, come on loser. Like seriously? Wait

a minute. What is this? Big black dong? Oh my god, is this pillow crusty? Holy shit.