Jerking off

Oh you use Vaseline? Yeah, that's all I got right now. You ought to try some of this.

Oh okay. It is the greatest lubricant of all. Yeah this is all I have right now. Oh God,

would you fuck me with that dick? I would. Would you like to fuck my ass baby? Uh huh.

Oh are you married? Are you bi? Are you gay?

Married. Does your wife know you like this?