Linsey Streaks

Of course it's not always about naked commercialism. It's also about naked publicity seeking.

Here's glamour model Lindsay Dawn Mackenzie streaking a football fundraiser between Blur and Pulse.

Basically I got a call on my mobile saying, "Listen, you need somebody to come down and do this street for charity. Would you like to do it?"

And basically I streaked and the only person I felt I wanted to run up to was Jarvis.

He just looked so helpless.