Masturbating in my car after waiting five days to shoot load. Shoots onto binky and licks it up

It's been about five days since I've ejaculated,

which is like a fucking miracle.

I don't think I've ever in my adult life gone five days without jacking off.

I just had utter shit to do, unfortunately.

It's like, I don't know, believe me, I've wanted to masturbate this whole time, but...