Phantom of the Cabaret (1989)

They call me Stogie. I came here to find a story to see if I've got the stuff the

writers are made of. I always wanted to see Paris in the springtime. With my

luck I landed here in November in the rain.

Back in the States, I met a guy in a bar who said he owned a cabaret in Paris.

Told me to look him up if I ever got over here.