You're Not in Trouble

Oh, hi. I'm glad you're here. I actually need to talk to you about something.

Oh, no, you're not in trouble. It's just that, uh, sometimes I notice you on the ground smelling my feet and just sniffing them.

Nobody else noticed. Just me.

So, uh, I kind of need you to do something for me.

I want you to take down your pants and unzip.