Where to start, lets see now, ah yes...... Once upon a time while on the run from the king and Queen said fugitive stumbled across a poster that had been nailed to a tree which spoke of freeing oneself from the humdrum of everyday life by following the path to enlightenment. WHAT! path to enlightenment i thought, whatever happened to the white rabbit, every story has a rabbit in it, well that's what my Aunt always said. So of i trudged, through wind and rain, hail and snow down dark paths till one day i came across little Jack Horner who was eating Miss Curds whey, Jack tried to speak but just… Pročitajte više

Hello lad said Jarvis, her ladyship said to let you know she,s going riding this morning. Peter to give the stable boy his proper name just stood there with a pale expression on his face, his gangly frame started to shake as he stared at the riding equipment hanging on the wall, now lad don,t get all bothered there,s worse jobs out there, now get along, you know how she hates it when she has to wait. after taking everything of the wall Peter ferried it all outside to the pasture taking care to lay it out neatly. Angelica,s dark green riding skirt flapped as she strode purposefully into the pas… Pročitajte više

Lady Angelica was sitting having breakfast, oh do hurrying up Janice i have not got all day, sorry ma-rm came the baritone reply of the maid, Janice was taking small delicate steps as she ferried the toast to the table. Lady Angelica looked up from the daily paper at the maid, is their a problem she asked, well ma-rm the elastic seems a bit on the tight side, i see said lady A. Elastic i hear you ask, well it,s like this, two pieces of elastic with strong clips at each end, a clip to each nipple, the elastic going down under the clothing and the other two clips attached to Janice's scrotum, so… Pročitajte više