It's so Small but It's so Hard

Honey? Hey, are you awake?

Hey, sweetie. Hey, sorry, sorry, don't get scared. I just had the best time dancing with my girlfriends.

And I'm going to be honest with you, I dressed in this sexy dress, hoping that I was going to get lucky, but then I thought,

"Baby, I know you've been watching me. I've seen you. I've seen pictures of me on your laptop."

No, you can't tell my sister. Oh, God. She would so, she would be so mad at me if she knew, but I'm just so fucking horny.